Every year the appellate branch of the Texas state bar has a contest – best brief haiku or something of that ilk. This year, it's who can draft the best brief as a tweet – 140 characters or less (including spaces). http://www.tex-app.org/ (scroll announcements and see twitter contest).
Here's something off the top of my head whle I was driving to work today –
"Board grants permit. Neighbors allege too much traffic. Study says otherwise. Substantial evidence – neighbors lose."
115 characters. Beat that.
