Don’t try to make a panini out of an exotic dancer and other life lessons

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Congratulations to my old Board of Bar Examiner colleague Barbara Goodwin on getting a summary judgment vacated and a remand in a 1983 case, Morrelli v. Websterhttp://www.ca1.uscourts.gov/ 

You can learn so many life lessons by reading slip opinions.  For example, this one teaches that if you are an exotic dancer and you trot off to a hotel room to do your thing, and something smells fishy (rightfully – it was a prostitution sting), as you leave, do not take $20 off the $300 on the bed for your time and aggravation.  The next thing you know, the police will be all about, a beefy officer is smooshing you against a wall and you end up with a torn rotator cuff.  

The First Circuit affirmed the legality of stopping her (because there was probable cause that her taking the $20 was theft under Maine law), but said she had a viable excessive force claim.  If you are an itsy bitsy exotic dancer thought to have, at most, committed a Class E crime, it is unreasonable – for summary judgment purposes- for Officer Six-Foot-Two to engage in the above noted smooshing. 

Congratulations, Barbara, along with the MCLU.